Call me Di. Former stage manager and professional Questioner Of What-Am-I-Doing-With-My-Life; current professional Poker of Computers and volunteer servant to good horses with Big Feelings. Lots of Critical Role, with a whole smorsgasbord of other things thrown in. Unapologetic Dorian Storm obsessee. Rogue & Warlock Apologist.
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Anonymous:

WIBTA for letting some guy go to jail instead of me?

I (50s M) was arrested several years ago for a minor crime. After I’d served 19 years I was put on parole, but after some thought I decided it was unjust and broke it to start my own life. Now i’m the mayor of a small town and I run my own business. 

There’s this guy (40s M) who is really dedicated to hunting me down and taking me back to prison, but he doesn’t recognize me since I became the mayor and changed my name and stuff. Earlier today, he said he’d caught the prisoner that escaped, but obviously it wasn’t me so it must have been some innocent stranger who shares my face. 

I have no idea what to do. If I do nothing, an innocent man gets sentenced to a life of torture. But if I turn myself in, I’d have to keep running or get caught. I have a bunch of factory workers who depend on me, and there’s this one girl who’s really sick that i need to visit. I’m completely stuck, I don’t want to leave this life that i’ve worked so hard for, but if I knowingly let an innocent person suffer I’ll surely be damned.

So, reddit-tumblr, WIBTA if I let this guy take my place? Please answer quickly, I need to decide FAST.

galwednesday:

My apartment building has coin-op laundry in the basement, and on the shelf where people store detergent there are also just enough quarters to start one load in the washer. This is the collective “oh shit I forgot my quarters” bank that anyone can borrow from to start laundry without having to climb all the way back up the goddamn stairs first. These quarters have been steadily used and replaced for multiple years now, and every time I see them I think about how upon such small foundations rests all of human society.

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

lazydreamer19:

astriferaas:

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activismadult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxesthe vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actuallyliking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your spacepreferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irlliking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe thatjust because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda haveno one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problemsabusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers shipsy’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal peoplefandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

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masterqwertster:

For the Nonsexual Intimacy:

27 writing/drawing on one another

Ashton and FCG, please?

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ghostofwhitestone:

Intimacy Prompts

“Milo, this is fucking stupid,” Ashton said harshly, a piece of charcoal pinched between their fingers. Milo sighed, leaning over the table with an apologetic expression.

“I’m sorry, Ash, but you have to practice. I mean…” a strange expression, one that only occurred when they brought up the miasma behind Ashton’s skull, crossed over their face as they spoke, “Fine motor skills are important, especially after what happened, so please. Humor me. I know it’s been a while, but humor me.” Ashton sighed, long and dramatic before placing his hand to the parchment, and slowly beginning to sketch. What started as a random grouping of lines eventually formed the triangles that never seemed to leave them, even in dreams.

But all it took was moving their elbow an inch too far, and their eyes went blurry with a flash of pain, the charcoal clattering to the floor.

“Fuck!” Ashton yelled, returning their arm to a more comfortable position before looking to Milo. “You see? Fucking stupid.”

“Sorry Ash,” they said softly, the beginnings of a healing spell forming at their fingertips. Neither really noticed the sound of an old wheel rolling into the room, shortly followed by a light, cheery voice.

“Everything alright in here?” FCG asked, wide mechanical eyes darting between them.

“Just trying to get Ash to draw,” Milo muttered, picking up the charcoal without looking at him, “I know they’ve been wanting something on their jacket, so I figure we’ll work up to it.”

“Would help if I could do it for more than ten fucking minutes.” Ashton said darkly, attempting something like a stretch.

“Well would it help if you drew on me?” FCG asked, wheeling closer to Ashton, “If it ends up feelin’ bad, I could help you out with a spell, and I can position myself however you need so you’re comfortable.” There was a genuine nature to their offer, one that was beyond strange to hear but not entirely unwelcome. Ashton chuckled.

“What if I just wrote ‘fuck you’ on your face or something.” To their surprise, FCG shrugged.

“If that would help, it’s fine by me.” Ashton managed an amused smirk, glancing to Milo for a moment before picking up the charcoal again.

“Alright Letters,” Ashton said as they tipped their head so Ashton could write on it without straining himself, “Let’s fuckin’ try this.”

FCG went into stasis with a litany of expletives and symbols on their face, which Milo wiped off with a slight smile.

It was hardly a traditional solution, but it seemed to make Ashton smirk just a bit.

And for FCG, that was an objective fulfilled.

oceangenasi:

baggvinshield:

The truths that Crowley hides from Aziraphale are really stacking up.

Crowley never told him the details of the archangels trying to execute him.

Crowley didnt tell him that Gabriel said “shut your stupid mouth and die”

Crowley didnt tell him about the Book of Life punishment.

Crowley hasn’t told him what he learned in Heaven about Armageddon 2.0

Crowley hasn’t told him about Gabriel’s trial either

Crowley hasn’t told Aziraphale why he is so sure that even as Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale won’t be able to change anything meaningful about Heaven, how Crowley knows that Aziraphale is actually putting himself in a vulnerable position by going back. (My theory is that Crowley was formerly the Supreme Archangel before he Fell, which I have a lot to say about.)

Sometimes Crowley’s desire to protect Aziraphale from harm, even from the harm of knowing too much, is so strong it makes him act illogically. This absolutely has to be resolved in order for their relationship to be repaired and I can’t wait to see how it plays out.

#the irony of the serpent of eden protecting the person he loves from knowledge

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atqh16:

bird-says-be-gay-do-crimes:

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davidmann95:

lyricwritesprose:

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phoenixavalon:

6qubed:

my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players

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@nightcrawler-fan

#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice

are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for

ok but that’s actually canon

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You forgot this one

*looks pointedly at ETD*

Calvin’s dad is basically a Calvin who has learned that he can’t get away with running outside naked or throwing snowballs at neighborhood girls, but he is still precisely the same little shit under the thin veneer of civilization.

@lyricwritesprose Calvin and Hobbes has been one of my favorite things since I could read and Calvin’s dad one of my favorite characters, but that last comment blew my mind wide open. Of course that’s what he is. Of course.

one of the most subtly delightful things about calvin and hobbes is that you can SEE that calvin is his parents’ kid: his dad is so playful and imaginative, and his mom has a heck of a temper and a good sense of what’s right and wrong. calvin is a smart, passionate, imaginative kid who gets really upset when he thinks things are stupid or unfair. he drives his parents crazy sometimes because he’s a kid. but they were probably a lot like calvin themselves, when they were little. 

My favorite goddamn comic

Also didn’t Calvin make a comment once that apparently his grandma said his mother was just as much of a troublemaker as he is